About Us
From a Single Useless Fact to a Global Useless Empire
Once upon a time, in the vast digital wasteland of the internet, one man dared to ask:
"What if we filled people’s brains with the most random, utterly useless, yet strangely fascinating facts?"
And thus, The Useless Show was born. A YouTube channel dedicated to making people go "Wait… what?" while questioning their life choices for spending hours watching completely unnecessary knowledge.
What started as a simple collection of mind-blowing facts has now evolved into a full-blown useless empire. Because why stop at YouTube when you can spread uselessness across the entire internet?
Our Mission (If You Can Call It That)
Our goal is simple: to fill your head with the most random, bizarre, and unnecessary knowledge possible. We’re talking about the kind of facts that serve no practical purpose but will definitely make you the most interesting person at awkward social gatherings.
Did you know that octopuses have three hearts? No? Well, now you do. You’re welcome.
Who Are We? (Besides Overthinkers of Useless Trivia)
We are a group of fact-obsessed lunatics who turned a questionable passion for useless knowledge into a content-creating machine. Together with a team of scriptwriters, video editors, and voice-over artists, we work tirelessly to bring you the highest quality nonsense the internet has ever seen.
What’s Next? A Useless World Domination Plan
We’re expanding. Oh yes. You thought The Useless Show was just a YouTube channel? Think again.
🔹 A website? Check.
🔹 A Discord community for fellow useless enthusiasts? Absolutely.
🔹 A merchandise store so you can wear your useless pride? Coming soon.
🔹 A trivia app that no one asked for but everyone secretly needs? In the works.
🔹 A newsletter packed with weekly doses of completely unnecessary knowledge? Stay tuned.
Before you know it, our Useless Empire will be everywhere. We won’t stop until every human on this planet has at least five useless facts permanently lodged in their brain.